"Arrr! Texas snatched the scallywags of Tren de Aragua, them rascally Venezuelan rogues! HSI be on the hunt!"
2024-09-28
Arrr! In the fair port of San Antonio, Texas, the scallywags of Homeland Security be makin’ a grand catch! They’ve snared two landlubbers from Venezuela, all part of the hunt for that no-good gang, Tren de Aragua. Avast, ye ruffians, yer days be numbered!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of rogue scallywags bested by the gallant agents of Homeland Security in the fine land of Texas! It be known that two nefarious Venezuelan knaves, members of the foul Tren de Aragua gang, were caught red-handed in San Antonio on the 19th of September, tryin' to smuggle heat in these fair waters!The brave lads o’ HSI, with the aid of local law enforcers, swooped down upon these miscreants, who were already on the watchlist for stirrin’ up trouble in the seven seas. These devils were said to be up to no good, connivin’ a plot to transport firearms without so much as a “by yer leave!” After bein’ nabbed, they found themselves in the clutches of ICE, havin' breached the land’s immigration codes!
Now, the Tren de Aragua gang, notorious as they be, hailed from the dark dungeons of Venezuelan prisons and have since spread their terror across the U.S. This year, they’ve been makin’ quite the ruckus, even takin’ over an entire fortress, or as ye landlubbers call it, an apartment building, in Aurora, Colorado!
With the Texas Governor Greg Abbott declaring war on this menace, the Lone Star State ain’t takin’ kindly to these ruffians settlin’ in. So heed this warning, ye pirates of the land! Texas won’t let these scallywags anchor their ship in its ports of safety!