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"Arrr! Israel be tossin' cannonballs at them Hezbollah scallywags in Lebanon, keepin' the rum flowin' and the chaos brewin'!"

2024-09-29

Arrr, matey! The Israeli crew be sayin' they’ve sent a fleet o' cannonballs flyin' at Hezbollah's hidey-holes, after a ruckus claimed over 30 scallywags near the capital! And lo! They took down their captain, Hassan Nasrallah, like a fish at a buffet! A jolly new chapter in this sea o' chaos!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' high seas and low deeds in the land o' the Levant! The Israeli scallywags, wit' their cannons and swords, be claimin' they struck down a barrel o' Hezbollah targets, right after a ruckus near the capital that sent more than thirty souls to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis a bloody affair, I tell ye!

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