The Booty Report

Arrr, matey! Microsoft be spillin' the beans—Windows 11’s Recall treasure be settin' sail for Copilot+ ships this November!

2024-09-29

Ahoy matey! Come November, ye be settin’ sail fer Recall, if yer heart be so inclined! And lo! Microsoft be swabbin' the decks with a heap o' security tweaks! Batten down the hatches, it be a stormy sea o' updates ahead! Yarrr!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the latest shenanigans from Microsoft, who’s been sittin’ tight on their Windows 11 Recall feature like a treasure chest locked away on a ghost ship! This feature, which be likened to a magical spyglass for yer digital doin’s, had folks quakin’ in their boots over privacy fears, but fear not, for they be makin’ changes!

Come November, on the decks of Copilot+ PCs, this Recall feature shall set sail once more, but only if ye give it the ol’ thumbs up! No more sneaky snapshots of yer online treasure maps without yer say-so! Microsoft be makin’ it opt-in, so if ye don’t want yer secrets caught in the net, it be off by default – savvy?

Now, they’ve fortified this contraption with mighty encryption and a security stronghold called the VBS Enclave, a veritable fortress where yer data be safe from prying eyes. Even ol’ Microsoft can’t peek inside – it’s like keepin’ yer rum stash away from scallywags!

They’ve even thrown in filters to keep yer sensitive booty hidden, and a handy icon to let ye know when snapshots be takin’ place. So, hoist the sails and prepare to test this feature with the brave Insiders, for the winds of Recall be blowin’ favorably for those with courage to embrace it!

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