Arrr, Clay Travis be chattin' with Trump 'bout a mighty SEC ruckus! 'Tis football fit for a captain's feast!
2024-09-28
Arrr! In a rare chat with the scallywag Clay Travis, Cap’n Trump be yappin' 'bout the wild spirit o' college pigskin and how he’s wranglin' the young mateys to join his crew. Aye, that ol’ sea dog knows how to charm the buccaneers of tomorrow!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn 'bout a former captain of the ship of state, one Donald Trump, who hoisted his colors at the grand Alabama-Georgia clash! Aye, this scallywag had much to say 'bout the state of the gridiron, Tom Brady's new venture, and the chilly reception faced by his rival's matey, Governor Tim Walz, who be booed off the field like a landlubber!"This be big-time football," Trump proclaimed, as Alabama snatched victory from the jaws of defeat, much to the cheers of the crowd, who be more excited than a crew in search of treasure when they spied him on the jolly giant screen! As he regaled the fine audience with tales, he claimed young voters were rallying 'round his flag like gullible sailors drawn to a siren's song, much to Kamala Harris' chagrin.
With a wink, he lamented the NFL's kickoff rules and praised college football for staying true to its roots. "Tis football, not a tea party!" he roared. He even laid a jest on Walz's woeful welcome, declaring, "Our reception was grand, his – a right disaster!" As the winds blow toward election day, Trump warned of dark waters ahead, swearing to steer the ship of state right again. Aye, it be a merry misadventure indeed!