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"Arrr! The phantom of the Polish Yanks' vote be but a trick o' the light, matey!"

2024-09-29

Arrr, matey! In an election as close as a sailor’s last grog, both crews be scouring the seas fer every last vote. Kamala herself be charm’n the 800,000 Polish American scallywags in Pennsylvania, talkin' 'bout defendin' Ukraine like it be her prized treasure!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand spectacle of the election seas! Aye, it be a fierce battle, where the stakes be as high as the crow’s nest, and the margin be thinner than a ship’s sail on a windless day. Both campaigns be scouring the land like scallywags searching for buried treasure, huntin’ fer every last vote hidden in the nooks and crannies of these here battleground states!

Now, let’s talk 'bout the Polish American crew, savvy? They be a right fine bunch, and their numbers be mighty impressive—800,000 strong in Pennsylvania alone! When Kamala Harris took the stage in the presidential debate, she made a bold call to arms, shoutin’ out to this fine crew, lettin’ 'em know they ought to be worried 'bout the storm clouds hoverin’ over Ukraine. She’s playin’ the game like a true captain, tryin’ to rally all hands on deck to her cause!

So, as the campaigns sail on, they be leavin’ no stone unturned and no port unexplored, all in the pursuit of glory and votes. It be a grand adventure, filled with laughter and jests, as the pirate spirit of democracy be alive and kickin’! Arrr!

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