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"Arrr, matey! Polish-Americans be holdin' the treasure map to swayin' the election, savvy?"

2024-09-29

Ahoy, mateys! As the presidential squabble brews, both Kamala and the Trumpster be battlin’ for the hearts of the Polish American crew. Harris be bankin' on their Russia grudge, while Trump be swayin' like a ship in a storm. Last week, the Democrats hoisted the sails for a grand call! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! As the grand spectacle o’ the presidential election be settin' sail, the scallywags be makin’ a beeline fer the Polish American crew, who be holdin’ the compass to swayin’ the critical battleground states, arrr!

In this here raucous contest, we’ve got Kamala Harris and Donald Trump both battlin’ fer the favor o’ the Polish folk, those stout-hearted souls who harbor a fierce disdain fer ol’ Russia, aye! Harris be hopin’ to hoist the Jolly Roger high, usin’ the Polish Americans' dislike fer the Kremlin ta rally support, whilst Trump be sailin' a tad too close to the wind, hesitant to fully back Ukraine in their perilous plight, har har!

Last week, the crafty Democrats threw a grand shindig, a national call, to rally the Polish American crew, tryin’ to charm ‘em with promises and fine words. It be a tussle of wit and will, as both captains seek to fill their ships with the treasure o’ votes! So, me mateys, keep yer eyes peeled and yer ears open as this swashbucklin’ duel unfolds, fer it be a wild ride on the high seas o’ politics! Yarrr!

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