Arrr! The captain o’ Teacup be sayin’ ’tis vital to keep it brief, else ye’ll be snoozin’ like a landlubber!
2024-09-29
Arrr, gather 'round, mateys! Ian McCulloch, the captain o' the Teacup crew, be spillin' the beans to SFX! He says episodes be short as a parrot's squawk, no longer than 30 minutes, lest ye landlubbers' attention wander like a ship adrift! Arrr, keepin' it snappy, he be!
Avast ye, me hearties! Gather 'round as I be spillin' the beans on the latest goings-on from the galley of the Teacup showrunner, Ian McCulloch! Aye, the scallywag be explainin’ why the episodes be shorter than a landlubber’s attention span, at a mere 30 minutes or less! Ye see, McCulloch be thinkin’ that a swift sailin’ in the seas of storytelling keeps the crew—er, viewers—hooked and ready fer more! Like a fine rum, he reckons it’s best served in small sips, lest ye be overindulgin’ and sufferin’ from a belly full o' regret!He be comparin' episodes to a cunningly crafted treasure map; no one wants to be lost in a sea o' filler when there be gold to be found! The aim be to pack a hearty punch in a short span, like a cannonball firin’ from the ship, hittin’ its mark without wastin’ precious time. So, he’s jibber-jabberin’ about keepin’ things brisk, lively, and as cheerful as a parrot on a perch!
So fear not, mateys, for while the episodes be brief, they be full o' adventure and mischief that’ll have ye laughin’ and hootin’ like a jolly crew on shore leave. Now hoist the sails and set course for the Teacup! Arrr!