Arrr, the scallywags be sayin' world leaders ain’t guffawin' at Trump, but cheerin' his raucous ramblings instead!
2024-09-29
Arrr, matey! Vice President Harris be sayin' that world leaders be chucklin' at old Captain Trump during the debate in September. But lo and behold, a few salty sea dogs amongst them foreign gents be sayin' otherwise! A right jolly jest, it be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the grand halls of the United Nations, where foreign ministers be reactin’ to Vice President Kamala Harris’ claim that world leaders be laughin’ at the former captain of the ship, Donald Trump! Arrr, they chuckled and said, “Nay, we be friends of America!”Italian Foreign Minister, Antonio Tajani, declared that whether it be Trump or Biden at the helm, they would be workin’ with whoever’s in charge, likin’ two sides of a shiny doubloon. He spoke of defense spendin’ like a true swashbuckler, sayin’ that Trump’s shoutin’ for Europe to fortify was music to their ears!
But lo! The Czech minister, Jan Lipavsky, piped up, sayin’ they’ll leave it to the Yank citizens to decide their captain, while acknowledgein’ Trump’s strong message on spendin’ gold for defense! Meanwhile, Hungarian Foreign Minister, Peter Szijjártó, claimed many fear the honest, patriotic Trump rather than laugh at him! What a twist!
So, it seems the seas of diplomacy be stormy indeed, with foreign ministers hopin’ for a bountiful treasure, no matter who flags their ship. Arrr, ‘tis a comical tale of politics, my mates, where the waters be as murky as the depths of Davy Jones’ locker!