“Arrr! Coffee milk be the treasure o’ Rhode Island, brewin' up sweet delight fer all scallywags upon the seas!”
2024-09-29
Arrr matey! Coffee milk, the jolly brew of Rhode Island, be makin’ waves on the high seas o' the nation with the "Dunkalatte" from Dunkin'. Here be the lowdown on this curious potion, fit for scallywags and landlubbers alike!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of a brew that be rare and fine, known as "coffee milk," a treasure from the shores of New England! This fall, the scallywags at Dunkin' be makin' waves with their limited-time libation, the "Dunkalatte," mixin' coffee milk with espresso. Aye, 'tis a clever concoction that required much explainin', for many landlubbers be clueless of what coffee milk truly be!Now, coffee milk be not brewed like yer mornin' cup o' joe; nay, it be a blend of milk and sweet coffee syrup—a delight that be ticklin' the taste buds of Rhode Islanders since time immemorial! The crafty folk at Little Rhody Foods be servin' up the syrup, and it seems those who venture beyond the borders be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' what the fuss be about.
Even politicians be joinin' the fray, with Rhode Island’s Gov. Dan McKee proclaiming the Dunkalatte to have the “largest brain!” Aye, coffee milk be a rite o' passage for wee ones, a sweetened way to sip alongside their parents, and it even snatched the title of “State Drink” in 1993. So, if ye be wanderin' into New England, don't miss the chance to swig this peculiar potion, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank of ignorance!