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Arrr! Trump and Walz be settin' sail fer college footy battles in Alabama and Michigan this Saturday, matey!

2024-09-29

Arrr, me hearties! Donny Trump and Timme Walz be settin' sail fer the college games this Saturday! The crowds be swellin' in those swingin' states of Michigan and Georgia, like a ship's belly after a feast! Let the rum flow and the viewers roar! Savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout two scallywags, Donald Trump and Tim Walz, who be settin’ sail fer the grand college games this fine Saturday! Aye, these blokes be hopin’ to charm the breeches off the good folk in the swingin’ states of Michigan and Georgia, where the crowds be thicker than barnacles on a ship’s hull!

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