Arrr! ESPN scallywag be scoldin' the ex-UNLV buccaneer: "Ye can't just skedaddle from yer crew, matey!"
2024-09-29
Arrr, me hearties! ESPN's galleon of sportin' news, the "College Gameday," had Captain Rece Davis givin' a right tongue-lashin' to the former UNLV scallywag, Matthew Sluka, fer his clumsy departure from the crew! Blimey, 'tis a sight to behold when a landlubber forgets his sea legs!
Arrr mateys, gather round for a tale of the UNLV Rebels givin’ the Fresno State Bulldogs a right good thrashin’ with a score of 59-14! Just days prior, their quarterback, young Matthew Sluka, decided to jump ship over some foul business regardin’ his NIL booty. ESPN’s own Rece Davis spoke up, sayin’ there’s a good chance the lad was promised treasure but found naught but empty chests.Sluka, who had sailed from Holy Cross to UNLV, claimed he was lured by sweet words and empty promises that turned to naught when he arrived. He declared, "I committed to UNLV based on certain representations that were made to me," but alas, they came to naught! His father and agent are bleatin’ about a $100,000 offer that never came to pass, like a ghost ship lost at sea.
The UNLV crew countered, sayin’ no formal offers were made, and they be upholdin’ all agreements, claimin’ Sluka’s demands were against NCAA code. They ain’t takin’ kindly to threats, and they be resolute in playin’ by the rules of the sea… er, I mean, the league. So, raise a tankard for the Rebels, but keep yer sails trimmed, for this sea of sport be full of treachery and stormy weather! Arrr!