Arrr, mateys! A UK chap be sayin', “Don’t let them lefty scallywags sink yer fine American treasure!”
2024-09-29
Arrr, me hearties! British priest Calvin Robinson, freshly docked in the colonies, be soundin’ the alarm! He warns ye not to tread the same scallywag path as the UK, lest ye lose yer wits quicker than a landlubber in a squall! Keep yer common sense, or walk the plank!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of a swashbucklin' priest, Calvin Robinson, who be settin' sail from ol' England to the shores of America, warnin' ye scallywags to steer clear o' the treacherous waters he just fled! He cried, "Don’t let the liberals sink yer ship!" Robinson be lamentin' how the British Isles be goin' to Davy Jones’ locker, with their values bein' tossed overboard faster than a cannonball. He urges ye, mateys, to cherish yer fine culture and not to be lettin' in too many strange sails at the cost of yer own hearty ways. “Hold on to what ye love!” he pleads, lookin’ as serious as a pirate in a storm! But alas, the good priest be not just throwin' out warnings. He be raillin' against the British government for tossin' folks in the brig fer speakin' their minds while lettin' the real scallywags roam free! "The UK be implodin’ like a ship in a whirlpool!" he proclaims. He sees the same dark clouds gatherin’ over the good ol' U.S. of A., fearin' it be followin’ the same cursed path. But fear not, he says, for God be at the helm, guidin' us through these stormy seas!