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Arrr! Israel be takin' aim at them pesky scallywags: Hezbollah, Houthis, an' Hamas! A real pirate's party, matey!

2024-09-29

Arrr matey! The squabble 'twixt Israel and them Iran-backed scallywags be risin’ like a stormy sea, threatenin’ to send all hands to a ruckus o’ epic proportions! Yarr, we might be sailin’ straight into a regional war, and I be likin' me rum too much for that!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale of tumult on the high seas of the Middle East! The rum flows thick as Israel and its Iran-backed scallywags be clashin’ swords in a ruckus that be makin’ the seas tremble! Aye, it seems like a storm brews that could swallow us all in a whirlpool of war, arrr!

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