The Booty Report

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"Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a jolly yarn on Nasrallah’s demise ‘n’ what be followin’ his ghostly voyage!"

2024-09-29

Arrr, we be followin' the jolly escapades of that scallywag Mayor Eric Adams on his grand jaunt to the treasure-laden shores of Istanbul! Aye, 'twas a voyage fit for a king, full o' feasts and folly, as he plundered the riches of fine kebabs and baklava! Har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of Mayor Eric Adams, that scallywag of the city, who set sail on a grand adventure to the far-off shores of Istanbul! Aye, ye heard it right! This be no ordinary voyage; 'twas a jolly jaunt filled with fine feasts and merry meetings with the local buccaneers—er, I mean dignitaries!

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