The Booty Report

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"Helene be takin' the lives of over 90 souls! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for their tall tales!"

2024-09-29

Arrr, me hearties! Just days after the mighty hurricane be wreakin' havoc on Florida’s shores, the scallywags’ portraits be settlin' into view like a fine rum in a barrel! Avast, what a sight t' behold!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales from the stormy seas of Florida’s gulf coast, where a fearsome hurricane, a beast of the Category 4 kind, did unleash its fury upon the unsuspectin’ landlubbers! Aye, just days after this tempestuous beast made landfall, the faces of its unfortunate victims be comin’ into view like treasures reveal’d from the depths o’ Davy Jones’ locker.

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