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Arrr matey! CJ Stroud be hurlin' a treasure of a touchdown, snaggin' victory from the jaws of the Jaguars!

2024-09-29

Avast ye! Quarterback C.J. Stroud be the cap’n of the Texans ship, steering 'em on a fine nine-play voyage of 69 yards, landin' a treasure of a touchdown to claim victory over them scallywags, the Jacksonville Jaguars! Yarrr, what a merry plunderin' it be!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of young C.J. Stroud, the fearless captain of the Houston Texans, who sailed into battle against the Jacksonville Jaguars. On a fine Sunday, he showed the world that he be colder than a frozen sea! With ice in his veins, he led a valiant charge, guiding his crew through a nine-play, 69-yard journey to claim victory with a score of 24-20!

Stroud, like a true swashbuckler, found his trusty matey, Nico Collins, with a mighty 26-yard pass, and then another to inch ever closer to glory. With but a minute left and the clock dwindlin', on a crucial 3rd-and-3, he spotted Dalton Schultz for a quick six yards. Finally, with only 18 ticks of the clock remaining, Stroud struck gold, hittin' running back Dare Ogunbowale for the game-winnin' touchdown!

With a grand tally of 345 yards and two touchdowns, Stroud had the Jolly Roger flyin' high! The Jaguars, however, found themselves in murky waters, droppin' to 0-4 as their offense ran aground. With the wind at their backs, the Texans improved to a mighty 3-1, as the Jaguars lamented their last win against the Carolina Panthers, a distant memory on the horizon. So raise a mug of grog to the Texans and their ice-cold captain!

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