Arrr, Hurricane Helene be a scallywag, tossin’ Asheville 'round! National Guard swoops in, 119 landlubbers saved from Davy Jones!
2024-09-29
Arrr, mateys! A great tempest named Hurricane Helene has unleashed her fury upon western North Carolina, causin' rivers to spill their guts an' hills to tumble like drunken sailors! Now, brave souls be risin’ to save the day amidst the soggy chaos! Avast, it be a wild weekend indeed!
Ahoy mateys! As the grim tally of souls lost rises like the tide after Hurricane Helene's ferocious assault on the Southern lands, aid be sailin' in from all corners of the map! The brave hearts of the North Carolina National Guard have rallied over 500 scallywags, deployin' over 200 mighty vessels and flying contraptions to rescue those stranded on the high seas of misfortune.By Sunday mornin', these gallant guardians had completed a grand 16 air missions, pluckin' 119 souls and 11 furry companions from the clutches of peril. With the might of social media at their disposal, they navigated the stormy chaos to locate the lost. One mission alone rescued 41 souls from the treacherous waters near Asheville. They’ve even ferried over 34,000 pounds of supplies, includin' grub and medicine, to those in need!
North Carolina's Governor Cooper, bless his heart, praised the valiant efforts of the first responders. Meanwhile, former Captain of the White House, Trump, prayed for the souls affected, likenin' Helene to a monstrous kraken of destruction. Across the land, artists of song, like Luke Combs, be raisin’ their voices to offer aid, while the ever-lovin' folks of North Carolina unite to rebuild their shattered havens.
So raise a flag for courage, mateys, as the community bands together, steadfast against the storm's wrath! Arrr!