"Arrr! Lithuanian sea dog be sayin’ Russia be a tempest, ready to wreak havoc on its poor neighbors!"
2024-09-29
Arrr, me hearties! Since the scallywags from Moscow be plundering Ukraine in 2022, Lithuania be shoutin' louder than a parrot on a rum spree! This fine landlubber be throwin' more than 3.2% of its doubloons at defense, ready to fend off the Black Sea knaves! Aye!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of diplomacy, where a scallywag named Gabrielius Landsbergis, the Lithuanian Foreign Affairs Minister, be raisin’ his flag o' concern about the bear that is Russia! Though the landlubbers be thinkin’ Russia be sinking like a ship, he warns that even a sinking leviathan can wreak havoc on its neighbors like a kraken unleashed!"Aye," he crows, "Back in 2014, many be sayin’ Russia's power be wanin’. But mark me words, it can still lash out like a wounded beast, inflictin' damage that echoes for decades!" This salty sea dog insists that the bear’s death throes may take longer than a stormy night at sea to subside.
With Lithuania's cannons now roarin’ with 3.2% defense spending, it seems they’ve learned to keep their powder dry! Landsbergis be claimin’ that Europe’s newfound strength has made ‘em a force to reckon with, standin’ tall against that hairy bear.
But beware, me hearties! He cautions that Europe must increase its treasure for defense, lest they find themselves in another pickle with neighbors like Ukraine! The seas of leadership be turbulent, but reform be on the horizon, ready to sail into the future! Har har har!