The Booty Report

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"Oi! Israel’s claimin’ they’ve sent Hamas’s captain to Davy Jones’ locker in Lebanon! Arrr, what a jolly ruckus!"

2024-09-30

Arrr, matey! A cannonball from the sky snuffed out a Hamas scallywag and his kin in a refugee cove, so they say! Meanwhile, a ruckus in Beirut left a fine dwelling in tatters. Blimey! The seas of mischief be ever churning!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I’ve a tale to spin from the tempestuous seas of the Middle East! Word be sailin' on the winds that a mighty airstrike descended upon a camp where the scallywags of Hamas took refuge, sending a notorious official and his kin to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, the winds of fate be as fickle as a cat o' nine tails in a squall, fer this here attack be raisin' a ruckus among the folk!

But lo and behold, the mischief didn't end there! In the far-off port of Beirut, a separate blast rocked the town, causin' a ruckus and rattlin' folks in their beds like a ship caught in a storm! A residential abode took a right beatin', leavin' the landlubbers more than a wee bit shaken. It be a right ol' mess, I tell ye!

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