"Arrr, Jimmy Carter be nearly a hundred, outlasting his mateys from the White House! Aye, what a salty sea dog!"
2024-09-30
Arrr matey! After nigh a year and a half in the care o' landlubber healers, this ol' sea captain o' a president be hittin' the century mark come Tuesday! His birthday wish? A final chance to cast his X for his shipmate's party, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings of a legendary captain of the seas of politics! Aye, it be the 39th commander-in-chief, now a spry old buccaneer of 100 years come this Tuesday! Can ye believe it? Nineteen moons after he be sent to the care of the gentle folk in hospice, he still be kickin' like a fish outta water!This old sea dog, with a twinkle in his eye and a heart as grand as a treasure chest, be makin' a birthday wish fit for a true matey. He be yearnin' to hoist the sails once more and cast his vote for his party's favored landlubber! Aye, one last chance to raise the Jolly Roger and let the world know his choice! Ye can almost hear the rumble of his ship's cannon, ready to blast his support into the political seas!
So raise yer tankards, me hearty crew! For this ol' pirate of a president be remindin' us that even in the twilight of life, the spirit of adventure and the passion for democracy be alive and well! Here’s to the captain, may he sail smoothly into the century mark, with a hearty 'Yo ho ho' and a belly full o’ laughter!