A scurvy Ohio landlubber be gettin' death threats for singin’ the praises of his hearty Haitian crew! Arrr!
2024-09-30
Arrr, the ol' Republican scallywag be usin' fewer Haitians than a landlubber in Springfield! But blow me down, his world be topsy-turvy since Trump started spinnin' tall tales 'bout immigrants in his neck o' the woods. Aye, that be a fine mess, indeed!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be spillin’ the beans on a scallywag of a Republican, settin’ sail in the quaint town o’ Springfield. This barnacle-covered lad, a right miserable sort, be employin’ fewer Haitians than a ship’s cook be usin' fish guts! Aye, he thought he could sail smooth seas, but lo and behold, a storm brewed when that landlubber, Donald J. Trump, let loose a tempest o’ tall tales 'bout immigrants, causin’ chaos in our fair port.