The Booty Report

Arrr! The Mets and Braves be settin’ sail fer a doubleheader, battlin’ fer the last NL Wild Card treasure, matey!

2024-09-30

Arrr! The swashbucklin’ Mets an’ Braves be gearin' up fer the last two battles of the 2024 season, with their playoff fortunes, an’ the fate o’ the Diamondbacks, swingin' like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Hoist the sails, me hearties!

Ahoy, mateys! As the sands of time run low in the MLB seas, most crews be knowin’ where they be settin’ sail for the postseason, but not so for the New York Mets and Atlanta Braves! These scallywags be battlin’ it out in a Monday doubleheader, with the fate of three teams hangin’ in the balance, includin’ the watchful Diamondbacks.

The American League be all set, but the National League Wild Card be facin’ a tempest, thanks to Hurricane Helene stirrin’ up trouble. With the Braves takin’ a tumble against the Kansas City Royals and the Mets snatchin’ victory from the Milwaukee Brewers, the stage be set for some high-seas drama! Aye, it’s chaos on the horizon as none of the teams be claimin’ a postseason berth just yet.

Win a single bout, and the Mets or Braves be in for October glory! But the Diamondbacks, they be hopin’ for a clean sweep to keep their championship dreams afloat. As the Mets' Tylor Megill and the Braves' Spencer Schwellenbach prepare to duel, all eyes be on Truist Park at 1:10 p.m. to see who shall claim the final spot in the Wild Card voyage! Avast, let the games begin!

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