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Arrr! Derrick Henry be gallopin’ like a mad sea horse, plunderin’ 199 yards whilst the Ravens sink the Bills!

2024-09-29

Arrr, matey! Derrick Henry be a landlubber's nightmare, sprintin' like a cannonball fer 199 yards on 24 tries, with a mighty score on an 87-yard voyage! Meanwhile, the Baltimore Ravens sent the Buffalo Bills dancin' with the fishes, claimin' victory 35-10 on a starry night! Savvy?

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of the gridiron seas! The mighty Baltimore Ravens be startin' the season like a ship lost at sea, at 0-2, but oh, how the tides have turned! They be claimin' a grand victory over the undefeated Buffalo Bills, 35-10, at their treasure-filled M&T Bank Stadium!

In this here battle, the fierce Derrick Henry plundered the field with a staggering 199 yards and an 87-yard touchdown on the very first play! With a block from the trusty fullback Ricard, he sailed down the sideline faster than a cannonball shot from a pirate's cannon!

Meanwhile, quarterback Lamar Jackson was dancin' through the defense, rushin' for a touchdown himself and tossin' two more, one to Henry and another to the crafty Justice Hill. The Bills crew, led by the beleaguered Josh Allen, were lost in the fog, unable to find the end zone, and turned into flotsam by the end of it!

So, hoist the sails for the Ravens, who’ve shown they be the true masters of the NFL seas, while the Bills be left to ponder their misfortunes as they head into the next week’s fray!

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