Arrr, San Francisco be unleashin' magic eye-spirits to catch scallywags and keep the seas safe!
2024-09-30
Arrr! Tech wizard Kurt "CyberGuy" Knutsson be yappin' 'bout San Francisco unleashin' three fancy spy-globes to keep the scallywags at bay in danger-laden waters. Aye, they be thinkin' these watchful eyes’ll scare off the ruffians! But let’s hope they don’t be spyin’ on the rum stash!
These contraptions, built by the fine folks at LiveView Technologies, be equipped with all manner of wizardry—floodlights, speakers, and AI that can spot trouble from a mile away! With their watchful lenses, they be hopin' to catch criminals red-handed and send 'em swimmin' with the fishes, or at least, to the brig!
Mayor London Breed, a captain of this fine ship, sings praises of these high-tech tools, claimin' a 70% drop in auto burglaries since they hoisted the sails on drones and gizmos galore. But beware, for privacy advocates be worried that the city be turnin' into a veritable sea of surveillance, with eyes watchin' from every corner.
So, me mateys, what say ye? Does this fancy technology make yer heart swell with safety, or does it chill yer bones with thoughts of bein' watched like a fish in a barrel? Speak up, for the tides of change be a-comin'! Arrr!