Arrr, the Gamescom captain be sayin' that big fish like Sony and Nintendo missin' the shindig ain't no bad omen!
2024-09-30
Arrr, it be possible that it don’t be jivin’ with their treasure map for sales nor their grand scheme fer lettin’ the booty loose!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to a tale of marketing mischief upon the high seas o’ commerce! It seems that the fine folks at yon company be hoisting the sails of their grand release plan, yet alas! This newfangled treasure they be ponderin’ don’t quite fit in their grand design. Aye, it be a right conundrum, as if a peg legged sailor be tryin’ to wear a dainty boot!“Avast!” they be shoutin’ in their boardrooms, “This here trinket o’ ours might not be the right fit for the grand chart we be followin’! Aye, we’ve a course to steer, and this bauble be weighin’ us down!” So they be tossin’ it overboard, lettin’ it sink into the murky depths of forgotten ideas, while they chart a more profitable route, no doubt lined with gold and jewels!
So ye see, me hearties, while the idea might sparkle like a fine piece of eight, if it don’t fit the plan—be it a marketing map or a treasure map—it’s destined to be lost at sea! And thus, the winds of fate carry on, leavin' our dreams of glory and riches to float or sink as they please. Arrr, may we find swift winds and smooth sails ahead!