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Arrr! Elrond's matey be chattin' 'bout that Galadriel smooch—'tis a right Leia and Luke frolic, if ye ask me!

2024-09-30

Arrr, me hearties! Robert Aramayo, the scallywag from Elrond's crew, be spillin' the beans to GamesRadar+! He claims that *that* kiss be naught but a clever ploy, all about practicality, not fiery passion. Aye, even pirates know when to keep their lips sealed for the sake of savvy!

Arrr matey! Gather ‘round, ye landlubbers! I be hearin’ tales from the high seas of the silver screen, where young Robert Aramayo, the scallywag playin’ Elrond, be spillin’ the beans about a smooch that had all the drama of a kraken attack! In a chat with GamesRadar+, he claims that kissin’ be more about the practicality of the scene than a fiery passion, aye!

Now, ye might be thinkin’ it be all about the romance and the moonlight, but nay! The lad be sayin’ that when ye be actin’ like a majestic elf, sometimes ye just gotta pucker up for the good of the tale. He went on to explain that gettin’ in the right position for a scene can be trickier than navigatin’ through a stormy sea! So, a kiss it be, to keep the plot a-flowin’ smooth as a ship on calm waters.

So there ye have it, me hearties! A kiss not born of lovey-dovey feelings, but a clever ruse to keep the story sailin’ forward. Who knew romance on the high seas could be so practical? Now, if only I could find a way to turn me parrot into a treasure map! Arrr!

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