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Arrr! Biden be chattin' with Netanyahu while Israel gives them Sunni scallywags in Beirut a right good thrashin'!

2024-09-29

Arrr, me hearties! Word be sailin’ that the Israel Defence Forces be unleashin' cannon fire upon Beirut’s shores, just as Captain Biden be fixin’ to parley with Captain Netanyahu! Aye, it be a fine time for a ruckus on the high seas of politics, ye scallywags!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' high seas diplomacy and ruckus in the Middle East! On a fine Sunday, President Biden be settin' sail to parley with that scallywag Netanyahu, just as the Israel-Hamas squabble be heatin' up, blowin' like a storm over Lebanon!

The Israel Defense Forces, them fierce sea dogs, unleashed an airstrike upon the grand city of Beirut, makin' it a first for their cannons to roar in the heart o' the place amidst this year-long brawl. Just before this bombardment, Biden stood at Dover Air Force Base, tellin' reporters he’d be havin’ a chinwag with Netanyahu. "Aye, I’ll be talkin’ to him," he declared, with a wink and a nod.

As the winds of chaos howled, President Biden warned o' the perils of an "all-out war," sayin', "We must avoid it like the plague!" He be makin' sure the folk in embassies know to skedaddle if need be. The IDF, on a mission against the dastardly Hezbollah, had already sent dozens to Davy Jones' locker, includin’ their captain, Hassan Nasrallah. So hoist yer flags and keep a weather eye, fer the seas be turbulent and the political seas even more so!

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