The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! California be tossin' legacy admissions overboard at private schools, makin' it fair fer all scallywags anew!"

2024-09-30

Arrr, me hearties! A mighty shift be afoot, settin’ sail to shake Stanford, USC, and other fair colleges in this here land! Batten down the hatches, for the winds of change be blowin' through the ivy-covered halls, makin' them swab the decks, savvy?

Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about a wee change brewin' in the waters of higher learnin'! Aye, it be affectin' the fine institutions of Stanford University, the University of Southern California, and a host o' other private colleges in this fair state. Yarr, ye be thinkin' what manner o' mischief be afoot? Well, it seems the winds o' change be blowin' strong, and the rum is not the only thing causin' a ruckus!

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