"Arrr, matey! The scallywag at Trump’s golf course be sayin’ he ain't guilty of naught but bad puttin'!"
2024-09-30
Arrr, matey! The scallywag who be accused of tryin' to send the former Captain Trump to Davy Jones’ locker made his pitiful plea, but the whole affair be as quick as a seagull snatchin' a chip—lasted less than the blink of an eye, it did!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of treachery and woe! In a court of law, where the scallywags be judged, a lad stood accused of tryin' to send the mighty former Captain Donald J. Trump to Davy Jones' locker! Arrr, what a sight it be!