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Arrr! Aaron Rodgers and Captain Saleh be squabblin' like scallywags 'bout the cursed troubles o' their ship's offense!

2024-09-30

Arrr! It seems Captain Rodgers and First Mate Saleh be squabblin’ over why the crew be jumpin’ the gun, after the Jets be sinkin’ to Davy Jones’ locker against the dreaded Broncos! Blimey, those false starts be more confusin’ than a compass in a storm! Yarrr!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of Aaron Rodgers and Coach Saleh, two scallywags at odds like rum and water! On a fateful Sunday, the Jets found themselves in the depths, losing to the Denver Broncos 10-9, after a promising start seemed to vanish like a puff of cannon smoke.

Rodgers, the crafty quarterback, tossed the pigskin 24 times, with a mere 225 yards to show for his efforts, while the defenders sacked him five times, turning him into a landlubber. With a QB rating that could use some polishing, it be clear this crew needed a fixin'!

In the aftermath, the good Captain Saleh grumbled about the cadence, claiming it be the source of their woes. “We’ve got to figure this mess out!” he hollered. But Rodgers, ever the clever lad, retorted, “Nay captain! This be just a blip on the horizon!” He insisted that their hard count be a mighty weapon, rarely faltering—until that fateful day of five false starts!

Saleh later backtracked, conceding that they’d keep pushin’ the cadence envelope, because that’s just what they do! But with a hull full of pre-snap penalties and a ship’s total of 15 infractions, one wonders if they’ll ever right the ship! Arrr, time will tell!

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