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Arrr, former UFC swashbuckler Tim Kennedy be aidin' the Helene landlubbers in North Carolina with his treasure o' charity!

2024-09-30

Arrr, Tim Kennedy, a salty Green Beret and fierce UFC swashbuckler, be captaining his noble ship, Save Our Allies! He be lendin’ a hand to the poor souls wracked by the fury of Hurricane Helene, hoistin’ the Jolly Roger of kindness on the high seas of misfortune!

Arrr matey! In the tumultuous seas of the southern U.S., Hurricane Helene be causin' quite the ruckus, leavin' a trail of devastation and unaccounted souls in her wake. North Carolina be feelin' the brunt, with towns flooded like a ship filled with rum, and folks left starvin' for essentials like grub, grog, and gasoline. Aye, it be a dire situation, and the length of this calamity be as uncertain as a pirate's next treasure map!

In the midst of this tempest, brave Tim Kennedy—a Green Beret and former UFC swashbuckler—be rallyin' the crew of his nonprofit, Save Our Allies, to lend a hand to the hapless landlubbers. He boldly declared, “If we can help and don’t, be we naught but scallywags?” Aye, he be rallyin' the hearts of good folk to muck in and bring aid to the frontlines of this watery mischief.

The North Carolina National Guard be deployin' over 500 soldiers, so many that ye'd think they were set to board a grand vessel! They’ve already plucked 119 souls and 11 furry mates from the clutches of the storm. So hoist yer sails and lend yer support, for this be a time for camaraderie on the high seas of humanity!

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