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Arrr! Netflix be sinkin’ like a scallywag’s ship after the co-captain tossed $7M to the landlubber Harris!

2024-09-30

Arrr, matey! Netflix be losin' shiploads o' subscribers when ol' Reed Hastings tossed $7 million into Kamala Harris' treasure chest! The cancelations soared higher than a crow's nest after the news spread, as Trump’s crew urged landlubbers to abandon ship! Aye, ’tis a jolly hullabaloo!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve a tale to spin 'bout the treacherous waters of the streaming seas! It be said that Netflix, that grand ship o' entertainment, found itself takin’ on water faster than a leaky rowboat after its captain, Reed Hastings, let slip that he bestowed a bountiful treasure of $7 million upon the campaign o' Vice President Kamala Harris! Aye, ye heard me right!

Tales from the crows’ nest be tellin’ of cancelations on the platform nearly triple-dog darein’ to reach the shores of the United States. The salty sea dogs of Bloomberg, in league with the researcher Antenna, reported this alarming news, sendin’ shivers down the spines of Netflix’s loyal crew. The Trump supporters be rallyin’ like scallywags, callin’ upon their fellow conservatives to abandon ship and cancel their subscriptions faster than ye can say “Davy Jones’ locker!”

In this here squabble, it seems a mere donation stirred more ruckus than a kraken attack! So, me hearties, let this be a lesson: when ye be playin’ with the treasure o’ politics, ye might just lose yer loyal crew. Yarrr, keep yer treasure close and yer alliances closer, lest ye find yerself walkin’ the plank!

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