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Hezbollah be sayin' they'll pick ol' Nasrallah's shipmate 'ere the next tide rolls in, arrr!

2024-09-30

Arrr, matey! Hezbollah’s right-hand scallywag, Naim Qassem, be sayin’ they’ll pick their new captain quicker than a cat on a hot tin roof! So hold on to yer doubloons, for a new terror chief be comin’ 'round the bend!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of news! With the demise of their captain, Hassan Nasrallah, the ragged crew of Hezbollah be lookin' for a new leader to hoist the Jolly Roger once more. Naim Qassem, the second-in-command, be spoutin' off about choosin' a successor at the soonest opportunity, like a pirate pickin' a new parrot!

In a grand display on the box of tele, he proclaimed they’ll fill the ranks and keep the ship afloat—arr! He also be lettin' it slip that their cannons still be blazin' towards Israel. “What we be doin' is just the bare minimum,” he quipped, as if he be stirrin' the pot for a longer battle, like a pirate ready to plunder treasure for weeks on end!

Qassem claimed that Israel's attempts to quell their firepower be naught but a fanciful dream, and they be ready to engage if those landlubbers dare set foot on their shores! With their warships anchored and hearts as stubborn as a mule, Hezbollah stands ready to defend its treasure—whatever that may be!

So, keep yer eyes peeled, mateys! The seas of conflict be ever-churnin', and the next captain be just a whisper away!

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