Arrr, Biden be thinkin' o' beggin' Congress fer gold to mend the mess Helene's fury hath wrought!
2024-09-30
Arrr, the captain o’ the land be settin’ sail to North Carolina this week! He be ponderin' summonin' Congress for a special meetin', seein’ as they forgot to toss in more doubloons fer disaster relief in their treasure chest o’ spendin’! Aye, ’tis a right pickle!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin ye about the grand captain of the land, the president, who be settin’ sail fer North Carolina this very week. Aye, the winds be blowin’ in his favor, but lo! There be a storm brewin’ in the ol’ halls of Congress!