The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, California be scuttlin' the ol' favoritism aboard private universities—no more favoritin' scallywags from wealthy clans!

2024-09-30

Arrr, matey! This tempest o' change be settin' sail for Stanford, the USC, and a crew o' other fancy colleges in this fair state! Batten down the hatches, for the scholarly seas be gettin' mighty turbulent, and the treasure o' knowledge be at stake, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a grand change blowin' o'er the land of sunny California, where the scholars be as thick as a barrel of grog! Aye, this here tempest be hittin’ fine institutions like Stanford University and the University of Southern California, along with a heap o’ other private colleges. Arrr, they be feelin’ the winds of change in their sails!

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