Avast ye Windows 11 swabs! Beware the cursed update, for it be bringin' crashes, eternal restarts, and BitLocker mischief!
2024-09-30
Arrr, matey! This cursed patch KB5043145 be harborin’ a crew of pesky gremlins! Ye be facin’ unexpected blunders and uninvited reboots, like a ship’s compass gone rogue! Batten down the hatches and prepare for a jolly good laugh whilst ye navigate these treacherous waters!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the technologic seas! Last week, that scallywag Microsoft unleashed an optional update fer Windows 11, dubbed KB5043145, thinkin' it’d be a prize, but alas, it turned out to be a cursed treasure! Instead of makin' things smooth, it has caused chaos upon many a vessel, lockin' 'em up with dreaded blue and green screens, like a ship caught in a storm!Some poor souls be findin' their devices demandin' restarts more than a parched sailor craves rum! Even the feared Windows Automatic Repair be poppin' up uninvited, and fer those with the Pro version, BitLocker recovery be lurkin' about like a ghost ship! Aye, if yer on Windows 11 Home, count yer lucky stars ye be spared from that particular beast.
Microsoft be investigatin’ these pesky gremlins, but fret not, savvy sailors, ye needn’t install this troublesome update. If ye have already taken the plunge and encountered any malfunctions, send yer message in a bottle via the Feedback Hub! So, keep yer ship steady and steer clear of this update storm, lest ye find yerself in deep waters!