The Booty Report

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"Arrr! A scallywag's breast treasure be poppin' in training! 'Now I be three pounds lighter, savvy?' Har har har!"

2024-09-30

Arrr, matey! Sheena Bathory, a fierce lass of the Power Slap crew, had her treasure chest burst while trainin' under the summer sun! Aye, that mishap made her delay a few scuffles, leavin' her foes wonderin' when she’d be back to plunder the ring!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale that be as wild as the seven seas! Our lass, Sheena Bathory, a swashbucklin' competitor of the Power Slap, found herself in a pickle when one of her chest balloons, known as breast implants, went kaboom during her training. Aye, ye heard it right—a burstin' implant! She thought she were feelin' off, but the doc's couldn't pinpoint the trouble until a trusty mate suggested a check-up. After a magical MRI, the truth be revealed: one of her treasures be shattered like a pirate's dreams of gold!

"Blast it!" cried Bathory. "The right one be completely broken!" So, off with the breasticles they went, leavin' our heroine as flat as a ship without sails, three pounds lighter and sportin' a new look. Fear not, though! This brave soul be back in the gym, ready to reclaim her swagger, but she'll hold off on fightin' until November.

At just 32 summers young, this Hungarian Hurricane be undefeated in the Power Slap arena, with two knockouts to her name and a fierce slap that sent her first opponent reelin'! So raise yer tankards to this fierce lass—may her adventures be filled with more glory and fewer explosive mishaps! Arrr!

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