The Booty Report

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"Avast, me hearties! Here be what savvy black mates should ponder 'fore the Vice Captain's squabble!"

2024-09-30

Avast ye! On the first of October, Governor Tim Walz from Minnesota and Senator JD Vance of Ohio shall clash like two scallywags in a tavern brawl! Hosted by CBS in the bustling streets of New York, the fair maidens Norah and Margaret be settin’ the stage for this grand spectacle at the stroke of nine! Don’t miss it, mateys!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale of two fine scallywags, Governor Tim Walz of the frosty Minnesota and Senator JD Vance from the bounteous shores of Ohio! These two landlubbers be settin’ sail fer their first and only duel o’ wits on the treacherous sea of politics, takin’ place on the first day of October, in the bustling port of New York City!

At the witching hour of 9 p.m., the good folks at CBS News be hostin’ this grand spectacle, where the salty sea dogs Norah O’Donnell and Margaret Brennan shall steer the ship of debate. With questions sharper than a cutlass and answers as slippery as an eel, these two buccaneers will parley their thoughts on matters far and wide!

So, hoist the sails and prepare yer popcorn, fer this be a tussle ye won’t want to miss! Tune yer eyepatch to CBS, where the debate shall be broadcasted live, promising a night o’ raucous banter and political jests! Will Walz outsmart Vance, or will the senator prove to be the cunning rogue? Only time will tell, savvy?

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