The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The UN be makin' a swashbucklin' pact fer the future, settin' sail fer a whole new world o' order!

2024-09-30

Arrr, matey! While ye landlubbers were chattin' 'bout Trump and Kamala, the scallywags at the UN snuck in a "Pact for the Future," settlin' the stage for a new world order! Aye, the global elites be laughin' while the press be sleepin'! Yarr, what a fine jest!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I brings ye tidings from the high seas of international intrigue! The scallywags at the UN, while we be distracted by the antics of landlubbers like Kamala and Trump, have concocted a most nefarious scheme known as the “Pact for the Future”! Aye, on the 22nd day of September, they laid down the sails for a brand new “Global Order,” and the mainstream media be too busy chasin' shiny objects to pay it heed!

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