Arrr! Trump be pointin’ fingers at Biden for hoardin’ storm booty he himself be keepin’ from the poor souls!
2024-09-30
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Trump, who be withholdin' aid to Puerto Rico ‘n threatenin’ California’s flames, be blamin’ Biden for lettin' the poor souls in North Carolina and Georgia drown in Hurricane Helene’s fury! Aye, the pot be callin’ the kettle black, I say! Har har har!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Donald Trump, the former captain of the ship called Presidency. This lubber be known fer hoardin' aid like a greedy pirate hoardin' treasure! When mighty storms raged and hurricanes howled, he turned a blind eye to the cries o' Puerto Rico, lettin' 'em flounder like a fish outta water. And as if that weren't enough, he threatened to cast aside California's crew when wildfires threatened to turn their ship to ash!But lo and behold! On a fateful Monday, this blusterin' buccaneer had the gall to point his finger at Joe Biden, shoutin' like a cannonball, claimin' the new captain left the good folk of North Carolina and Georgia to drown like swabs in a stormy sea! “Ye be sinkin’, me mateys!” he bellowed, as if he hadn't been the one sittin' on the treasure chest while the crew cried for help!