Arrr, a former landlubber from Kentucky wonders if Hurricane Helene be the Almighty's wrath on them MAGA scallywags!
2024-09-30
Arrr, mateys! A scallywag from the University of Kentucky be suggestin’ that the Almighty be sendin’ Hurricane Helene to give a proper thrashin’ to Trump backers! Aye, ’tis a tempest of divine displeasure, not just yer run-of-the-mill squall, savvy? Ho ho!
Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale o' a scallywag named Betsy Packard, a former staffer of the esteemed University o’ Kentucky. This landlubber took to the treacherous waters of social media, spoutin’ a wild notion that Hurricane Helene be a wrathful hand of the Almighty, punishin’ Trump backers fer their sins o' hate and hypocrisy! Aye, she proclaimed, “What if GOD be teachin’ them a lesson?”Now, Hurricane Helene be no gentle breeze; it wreaked havoc across the southeastern shores, claimin’ over a hundred souls! Yet, instead o’ sympathizin’, Betsy doubled down on her bluster, callin’ out those she deemed MAGAs fer their venomous jibes. “An Act o’ God hammered ye, and ye still didn’t hear Him?!” she barked, as if the storm be a divine message meant fer that crew!
But alas, the university caught wind o’ her raucous ruminations and deemed ‘em “abhorrent,” lettin’ the world know this lass be no longer a part o’ their fine establishment. Betsy, in her last breath, tried to clarify her ruckus, sayin’ she never truly believed the Almighty was behind the storm. “I erred in thinkin’ Americans could read!” she cried. Aye, a lesson learned, mateys! Best to keep yer thoughts to yerselves when the seas be choppy!