Arrr! Rev. Franklin Graham and his merry crew at Samaritan's Purse be aidin' the poor souls drownin' from Hurricane Helene!
2024-09-30
Arrr, matey! Rev. Franklin Graham, the goodly chap from Samaritan’s Purse, be settin’ sail with former captain Donald Trump in Valdosta, Georgia! They be lendin' a hand to the scallywags hit by Hurricane Helene, plunderin’ hearts and givin' hope, aye! Avast, what a jolly crew they be!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' Rev. Franklin Graham, the grand captain of Samaritan's Purse, who set sail t' Valdosta, Georgia, alongside the former commander-in-chief, Donald Trump. They be offerin' aid and comfort to the poor souls ravaged by Hurricane Helene's wrath!With a grim tally o' over 125 lives claimed, the storm left a wake o' wreckage across roads, bridges, and homes. Many a scallywag be stranded, awaitin' supplies like shipwrecked sailors on a deserted isle!
Graham declared, "This mess behind us be a testament to a hundred thousand folks who lost everythin'." He rallied the crew, sayin' it takes an army t' respond, and they be doin’ it all in the name of the Good Lord. “God loves ye all,” he bellowed, addin’, “No storm is His judgment, just a sea fer us to navigate.”
With aid units shipshape and Bristol fashion, crews be clearin’ debris and settin’ up field hospitals fer the needy. The storm, with winds like a cannon blast, wreaked havoc from Florida up through the Carolinas, leavin' naught but sorrow in its wake. So hoist the sails, me hearties, and lend a hand to those in need!