"Avast! Scott be sayin' 'Gather the crew, Schumer! The Senate be needed to navigate Helene's tempestuous waters!' Arrr!"
2024-09-30
Arrr! Senator Rick Scott be shoutin' at Captain Chuck Schumer to hoist the sails and gather the crew o' the Senate posthaste! We be needin' more doubloons from FEMA to mend the ship after that scallywag Helene wreaked havoc like a tempest on the high seas!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round! News from the high seas of politics be blowin' in with a ferocious gale! Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer be urged to summon his merry crew back to the Senate chambers posthaste, as the notorious Hurricane Helene has left Florida in tatters. Sen. Rick Scott be shoutin' from the crow's nest, callin' fer immediate action on FEMA funds to rescue the good folk from their watery graves! Aye, he be lookin’ for the Senate to pass a clean bill and his own Federal Disaster Tax Relief Act to bring the ship back on course!Just last night, President Biden approved a Major Disaster Declaration for Florida, after Scott and Sen. Marco Rubio sent a letter more urgent than a cannonball in a storm! The interim bill passed to keep the government afloat foresaw the winds of Helene, lettin’ FEMA spend its treasure quicker than a pirate with a chest full of gold. However, as the storm’s wreckage piles up, some scallywags in Congress ponder whether they’ll need to summon the crew back to the Capitol to refill the coffers. Aye, the need be as high as the mast! But fear not, for Congress be weighin' their options like a ship in a tempest!
Keep a weathered eye on the horizon, for if the funds dwindle low, Congress may have to rally the troops quicker than ye can say “Davy Jones' locker!”