The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! New York’s ballot be lookin’ to lock in the left’s swashbucklin’ social shenanigans in the ol’ constitution!

2024-10-01

Arrr, matey! The scallywags in New York be usin’ the hullabaloo ‘round abortion to craft a grand amendment! They call it Proposal 1, a fancy way to hoist the sails for equal rights fer all sorts o’ folks, includin’ those who be swimmin’ in murky waters! Avast, me hearties!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the shores of New York, where the Democrats be hoisting their sails high, seeking to ride the waves o' political clout! They be fixin’ to use the fiery tempest 'round abortion rights to usher in a grand proposal—Proposal 1, they be callin’ it!

This here be no ordinary piece of parchment; nay, it be the New York Equal Rights Amendment! Aye, it be settin’ course to enshrine protections fer all manner of folk, includin’ those who identify as transgender and even those scallywags who be here without proper papers! The crew o’ lawmakers be lookin’ to add a whole fleet of demographic groups to the hallowed halls of the state constitution’s equal-protection clause.

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