Arrr! JD Vance be laughin’ at that MSNBC scallywag for doubtin’ his lads' feasts be naught but tall tales!
2024-10-01
Arrr, matey! MSNBC wench Stephanie Ruhle be tryin' to chart the truth with that scallywag JD Vance 'bout how many eggs his wee lads be devourin’. Aye, what a hullabaloo over a breakfast feast! Eggs, ye say? More like a treasure trove for them hungry young bilge rats!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of eggs and electioneering! The jolly Republican scallywag, JD Vance, found himself in hot waters o’er a jest 'bout how many eggs his wee lads devour. Aye, he was in Reading, Pennsylvania, discussin' the cursed rise in grocery prices when his younglings reached fer a carton of them fine shells."Aye, lads! Ye be wantin’ eggs? They munch through a whopping 14 eggs each mornin’!" he proclaimed, catchin' the attention of the sharp-eyed MSNBC wench, Stephanie Ruhle. She took the bait and calculated the ludicrous number of eggs, claimin’ they’d be consumin’ 98 eggs a week! Arrr, that be a lot o’ eggs for tiny tummies!
Vance, bein' a clever sea dog, retorted with a chuckle, comparin' his jest to claimin’ he could sleep fer days, only to find Ruhle fact-checkin' him like a landlubber. Fellow pirates o’ the internet joined in the laughter, makin' jests 'bout eatin' horses and fact-checkin' light-hearted banter. It seems ye can't even jest about eggs without the media turnin' yer words upside-down!
So, lads and lasses, let it be known on the seven seas: when ye speak in jest, beware o’ the sharp tongues that be lurkin' in the waters of news! Yarrr!