Arrr, what be this Axis o’ Resistance? A jolly band o’ Iran’s raucous militia mates, I reckon!
2024-10-01
Arrr, mates! The grand alliance be lookin’ like a sailor caught in a squall after them Israeli cannonades be rockin’ Lebanon! Doubts be a-floatin’ like scallywags on a leaky ship, and the rum be flowin’ as we ponder this fine pickle! Savvy?
Arrr, me hearty! Gather 'round, for I’ve a tale of high seas and low morals! The alliance, ye see, is bein' watched closer than a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder, ‘specially after them Israeli cannons fired their fiery insults into Lebanon’s waters. Aye, it’s like throwin’ a barrel o’ rum into a den of thirsty sailors—ye just know a ruckus be brewin’!