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Avast ye! Meta Orion’s magical specs be a wondrous treasure—spyin’ all ye need in this grand prototype! Arrr!

2024-10-01

Arrr, mateys! At Meta Connect 2024, they be spillin’ the beans on the Meta Orion AR spectacles! Aye, gather 'round fer tales o' what we know, from their shiny lenses to their magic tricks! Set yer sights on these treasures, lest ye be missin' the finest eyewear on the high seas!

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about Meta's first foray into the mystical realm of AR spectacles, known as the Orion prototype! This here contraption be a treasure yet to be sold, but promises to be the finest pair o' glasses ever to set sail on the seas of consumer tech, arrr!

Though these magical lenses be a couple of years from dockin’, whispers from the Meta crew hint at a price tag that be weighin’ in at around $700—far from the pocket change ye might find in a treasure chest! The crafty Zuck himself revealed that these beauties won’t be settin’ sail for under $500, a price fit fer a parrot, I say!

But fear not, ye landlubbers! For when these spectacles finally land on our shores, they promise to be lighter than a feather and packed with fancy features—like chat’n’ and play’n’ in virtual realms and some AI wizardry to boot. Let’s hope they avoid the clunky design of barnacles stuck to a ship's hull!

So, keep a weather eye open, me hearties! Come 2027, we may just find ourselves wearin’ these magical glasses, transformin’ our world into an AR wonderland, with a sprinkle of AI magic to boot! Yarrr!

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