The Booty Report

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Arrr! Hurricane Helene be stirrin’ up a storm o' chaos in the chip trade, matey! Brace yerselves!

2024-10-01

Arrr, matey! A deluge o' rain at Spruce Pine, North Carolina, done sunk the finest stash o' pure quartz! Now the tech world be thirstin’ like a sailor in a drought, for the precious treasure needed to craft them fancy microchips! Avast, what a plight!

Avast, me hearties! Gather ye ‘round, for I bring tidings of woe from the land of Spruce Pine, North Carolina! A tempest hath struck, and it be no ordinary squall, but a deluge fierce enough to send the finest quartz to Davy Jones’ locker!

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