Arrr! California be tossin’ the voter ID rules overboard, lettin’ scallywags vote with nary a care, matey!
2024-10-01
Ahoy, mateys! Yer local gub'ment in California be forbidden from makin' ye show yer face on a piece o' paper t' cast yer vote, thanks to a new decree by Cap'n Gavin Newsom. Aye, that scallywag Dave Min be raisin' a ruckus 'gainst them pesky photo ID rules! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! A new decree hath been set forth by none other than Governor Gavin Newsom of the great land of California, and it be a jolly twist for all ye landlubbers who fancy casting yer votes!This here law, fashioned by the crafty Sen. Dave Min, a scallywag from Orange County, be puttin' the kibosh on local galleons tryin' to hoist their own rules 'bout showin' yer identification to partake in the grand election festivities. Aye, 'tis a direct strike against a cheeky ballot measure that got the nod from the folks in Huntington Beach, demandin' that all souls present their pretty faces on fancy photo cards before they can mark their Xs.
Now, lest ye be thinkin' this be a hard-hearted tale, it be all in good humor! The law be settin' sail to ensure that no land-based tyrannies can command ye to flash yer ID like a pirate showin' off his treasure map. So, raise a tankard to democracy, me mateys, for every buccaneer deserves the right to vote without bein' asked for proof of identity, lest we end up in a right hullabaloo!