Ahoy! 'Tis a tale o' the Brady Bunch lass spillin' her swashbucklin' secrets, while Ellen be battlin' the scurvy sickness!
2024-10-01
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Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the latest news from the high seas of entertainment, courtesy of the Fox News ship!TOP 3 SHENANIGANS:
- Barry Williams be spillin' the beans that the scallywags from the 'Brady Bunch' be hookin’ up like barnacles on a ship's hull!
- Morgan Wallen, bless his soul, be throwin' some doubloons to help the fine folk caught in Hurricane Helene's treacherous waters. His kin be safe, thank the sea gods!
- Poor Ellen DeGeneres be sharin' her recent health woes, claimin' she felt like a shipwreck in a storm o' excruciating pain.
'SMILING DOWN' - Aye, country legend Kris Kristofferson has sailed off to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe old age of 88.
FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH - Don Johnson, still lookin' youthful at 74, claims a merry marriage keeps the wrinkles at bay. Aye, a bad union be a curse!
‘PLEASE STOP’ - Jason Sudeikis be tellin' his fans to cease the followin', sayin' it scared the livin' daylights outta him!
'SORRY GUYS' - A Playboy lass be apologizin' fer her Diddy party chatter, prayin' for the victims and a fair wind of justice.
WEIGHTY CONCERN - Jon Gosselin's lost 50 pounds but be hittin' a roadblock on his weight loss quest!
NEWLY SINGLE - Kristin Cavallari and Mark Estes be partin' ways after a mere seven moons of courtin'. 'Tis fresh, indeed!
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